Dumb Crook News: Drug Dealers Shoot Each Other In Grandview

Two unidentified suspects, one from Pasco, the other from Wapato met in Grandview for an apparent drug deal.  They met in the back seat of a Nissan Maxima within 100 yards of a youth soccer practice taking place outside of Smith Elementary School.

Two unidentified females sat in the front seat, while the two stupids sat in the back to apparently “deal”.  Things went awry when the two dumb crooks in the back mutually assured they would not get away.  They shot each other!

The two uh, gun shot victims, were taken to Sunnyside Community Hospital with gun shot wounds.  Police later found a 9mm pistol and a .380 caliber pistol in the car.  They also found about $1,000 of cash and a package of heroin in the car.

Since both of the crooks apparently survived their brush with death, it would seem that we will not be able to nominate them for Darwin Awards.  However, this level of stupidity could still be considered for an Honorable Mention.

References:

KNDO: Grandview Police Investigate Double Shooting

Yakima Herald: Two shot in drug deal gone awry, by Ross Courtney