Why Obama Is More Holy Than The Virgin Mary

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• Mary is not feeding a record 46.7 million Americans with food stamps like Obama did in June 2012.  Source: Bloomberg
• Obama is now on record supporting gay marriage, saying his views are “evolving.”  Mary is still silent on this issue.  Source: CNN
• Mary did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, or kill as many terrorists as Obama.  Sources: Huffington Post and The Telegraph
• Mary is not speaking in favor of government sponsored bailouts of private sector union companies like Obama is.  Source: Forbes
• There is no evidence of Mary supporting abortion, or free contraceptives for women like Obama does.  Source: Fox News
• Mary has no plans to visit 57 states, like Obama in 2008.  Source:  Snopes
• The Virgin Mary is not endorsed by the National Education Association, like Obama is.  In fact, mention of Mary’s name in public schools is highly discouraged.  She is not politically correct.  Source: NEA
• Obama credits unions with building the middle class, something Mary is not on record as doing.  Source:  The Hill  (On a side note, Obama also says that if you have a business, you didn’t build that: see YouTube)
• With government regulations threatening her family’s status of living, Mary and her family moved to a state with greater “right to work” provisions.  In her case, Egypt.  Obama seeks to prevent these kind of moves.  Source: The New York Times
• Obama supports higher taxes on struggling businesses.  Have you ever heard Mary advocating for higher taxes? Source: The Examiner