Political Humor: A Mexican, An Arab, and an Arizona Girl

If this humorous take on current events offends you, I don’t much care.  My reservoir of political correctness is bone dry.

Thanks for reading!

More outtakes from the BLOGSUNNYSIDE email inbox:

A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, “In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.”

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcoholic beer (cuz he’s a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, “In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.”

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, “In Arizona, we have so many illegal aliens that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.”

God Bless Arizona!

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Political Humor-Opinions: Objections From A Former Sailor

This letter is being circulated around the Internet, and made me laugh.  I hope you enjoy it also.

Political Humor: Since 1773

This video is making its way around as a humorous take on the liberal insult of “teabagger”.

The video is “Since 1773″, and I found it entertaining.  Enjoy!

Political Humor: Conservative Or Liberal?

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

  • If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

  • If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

  • If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

  • A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

  • Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

  • A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

  • A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he’ll have a good laugh.

  • A liberal will be offended and accuse me of “hate language.”

Political Humor Department: Today’s Lesson-”I Can”

After posting some Obama jokes earlier this week, I have been receiving an increasing amount of political humor in my inbox.  From time to time, I may share some of them here.  Below, is a representative example of what comes my way with ever increasing frequency:

TODAY’S LESSON-”I CAN”

  • THE LAST FOUR LETTERS IN AMERICAN…… ICAN
  • THE LAST FOUR LETTERS IN REPUBLICAN…… ICAN
  • THE LAST FOUR LETTERS IN DEMOCRATS…… RATS

THAT CONCLUDES TODAY’S LESSON.

A country is a terrible thing to waste!

“The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.” Alexis de Tocqueville

Obama Jokes

I received these jokes via email, and am posting them here for a light-hearted take on the Obama Presidency.  Enjoy!

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fundraiser.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers “program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

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